Excuse me whilst I let the wet nurse in to feed the baby x
Excuse me whilst I let the nursery nurse in to play with and stimulate the baby x
Excuse me whilst I let the nanny in to bathe and dress the baby x
Excuse me whilst I let the cleaner in to clean, tidy, dust and hoover. Baby loves her the best, nothing like having someone put everything away just so you can get it out again…so much fun x
Excuse me whilst I let the window cleaner in to do the inside on the windows x
Excuse me whilst I let the cook in to prepare baby’s meals and chop ingredients up for our tea x
Excuse me whilst I let the electrician in to change the bulbs x
Excuse me whilst I let the gas engineer in to bleed the radiators x
Excuse me whilst I let the handyman in to put the baby gates up, the tv straps on, the cupboard locks and lower the baby’s cot x
Excuse me whilst I let the maid in to wash and put away our clothes, towels and bed linen x
Excuse me whilst I let the bin fairy in to sort the recycling and put the bins out x
Excuse me whilst I let our personal shopper in, she has been to get our supplies x
Gosh, it must be letting all these people in that has stopped my bum from going numb this past year x
Parenting takes many forms but it is the most rewarding job in the world xx